The Year of Guilt

Atlanta Falcons, Golden State Warriors, and the Cleveland Indians, this post is for you. So listen carefully because I'm only going to say this once, y'all need Jesus. All three of you blew leads that literally would have taken you to the championship. Now, I'm sure you are all feeling the guilt and want to punch yourselves (I know I do), but maybe, just maybe, if you had Jesus in your life you probably would have won! 

When does having a huge lead become so comfortable? May I remind you of last years football season when Alabama was playing Ole Miss. Ole Miss was DESTROYING Bama in the first half. They were up 24-3 in the half (look familiar?). The rebels were looking at another upset for Bama, but have no fear, the tide is always rolling. Bama avoided an upset and won Ole Miss 48-43. Ole Miss had a pretty comfortable lead in the first half. So what happened? I'll tell ya, the spirit left Ole Miss to Alabama because they were clearly more deserving (no bias here haha). The same thing occurred with the Atlanta Falcons. Will Atlanta ever win a Super Bowl? Only if they hire Tom Brady has their coach. Better start saving on that dough Altanta. He ain't going to be cheap. 

The Green Bay Packers Disappointed America

All the Green Bay Packer Haters have to agree with me on one thing, they are the most overrated team in America. Talk about the most disappointed fan base. I wonder how many of them have Tom Brady jerseys hidden under their sleeves... You do not see me walking around with a Clemson hoodie, do you?

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I never had an actual problem with Aaron Rogers until now. That guy needs Jesus. Every year he thinks he gets so close to making the Superbowl, but he really just fails himself and his team. After watching Jojo's season of The Bachelorette and Jordan Rogers making it to the end, Aaron Rogers sounds like a total coward. He has no communication with his family and refuses to talk about them. If only he could be like Donald Trump, and tweet out things he is going to do and then go do it. Do not run for office Aaron, because you would lose bigly.

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The Cowboys should have defeated the Packers. Yes, I said it. They deserved it and I believe they would have had a higher likelihood to beat the Patriots. BUT, I will come to the defense of the Packers just this once. This statement is for all football coaches that literally have no idea what the heck they are doing. This statement is also friendly advice and if you do not follow, I will be triggered. Here we go. KICKERS WIN FOOTBALL GAMES. Shocker.


Green Bay Packer Fan Base AFTER they defeated Cowboys


Green Bay Packer Fan Base AFTER they lost to Falcons

What happened to Alabama?

I have a lot to say about this game, and they are not good things. First and foremost, I would like to give a special shoutout to Lane Kiffin and say WHAT THE CRAP. You left for a crappy low paying head coach job near the end of the season and that is why Alabama lost! You know Florida Atlantic University will never compare to Alabama, SO WHY LEAVE. Alright, all the frustration is out. You know he is the reason why they lost. Do not deny it. 

I am not done and I have a couple more shoutouts to make. Anthony Averett, you owe me tacos. You seriously pull a pass interference WHEN THEY ARE AT THE 9 YARD LINE!?!? Only a buffoon would do something like that! You know what I would do if I was your head coach? Fire you. You can go screw up someone else's national title some place else! 

Da'Ron Payne. My man, you know how to screw up a national championship. Unsportsmanlike conduct?? Really?! I am about to be unsportsmanlike to you because YOU ARE another reason Alabama lost. 

Marlon Humphrey, you and Anthony Averett are just alike. You both do not know the appropriate place to put your hands and you like to screw up championships. I would fire you too if you were on my team. 

You all may notice something in common. Without Lane Kiffin, the team is a mess. The marriage is broken and the hearts of millions are shattered to a million pieces. I, for one, am devastated. 

*Please note that I am being completely sarcastic in this post. Do I truly believe it is all Lane Kiffin's fault? Possibly. 

Rankings Explained

Who Will Win The College Football Playoff Championship?

My vote is already in incase y'all are wondering who I am rooting for. 

National Championship winner?

My main man, Mark Schlabach, has already made his predictions for the playoffs and I could not agree with him more. Check out his article. I am actually predicting Clemson to win Oklahoma by about 34-31. Last second field goal for the tigers is what will give them the win in the Orange Bowl. Why I believe Clemson will win? Easy. Deshaun Watson. He was a Heisman finalist and of course, Clemson has been perfect the entire season. Now that does not mean I would over look Baker Mayfield. I am actually more impressed with his stats than I am with Watson. Do you remember the Russell Athletic Bowl last year? That turned out pretty ugly for the Sooners. Maybe they will avenge from their lost from last year. Schlabach has predictions for Oklahoma to win by 34-31. We shall see who is right. 

Every Sparty fan that actually thinks they have a chance of winning against the mighty tide, y'all might want to start praying for a miracle. Alabama has been non-stop winning ever since they lost to Ole Miss. I can say that with that loss, it has made them stronger as a team and also improved their momentum by a lot. Schlabach is predicting Alabama to win Michigan State by 27-17. I have complete faith in the Heisman winner, Derek Henry and Jake Coker to run that offense all the way to the end zone quite a few times in the Cotton Bowl. I am predicting a win for Alabama by 35-13. No other defense in the nation has been able to stop Derek Henry from scoring and I know Michigan State will not be able to do that with their defense. 

Schlabach also concluded in his article that Alabama will win the National College Football Playoff, beating Oklahoma by about 27-21. I agree with the score, except with the win over Clemson. I think Clemson needs a taste of their own medicine. Clemson is a second place team and that is exactly what will happen to them when they play Alabama. Plus, having a Heisman winner win the National Championship is the best outcome for Alabama. 

Holy War in Sin City

Do you think BYU will beat Utah?

The Holy war is now coming to sin city. The Las Vegas Bowl is probably the most exciting bowl to be played besides the playoffs. This is an intense rivalry game, it cannot get any better than that! Although, will this be the year that the cougars FINALLY show Utah who is boss? Probably not, here is why..

BYU's offense + Utah's defense = 

Those emoji's are referring to the BYU fan if you were wondering...

If you look at my past post "Utah Survives an Upset from California," I state that Utah's defense is actually quite decent. That is probably the nicest thing I will ever say about Utah, but I am not kidding, I really said it, "I will give Utah credit for one thing, their defense is actually pretty good. I was really surprised how well they pressured the offense."

Another threat to BYU is, of course the one and only, Devonate Brooker. He is no where near as awesome as Derek Henry, but he has the potential. He has about 268 carries, 1261 yards, and 11 touchdowns. I still have that poll up for who should be considered for Heisman and apparently everybody is favoring Brooker, so we shall see the outcome. 

I will give credit to BYU for one thing, Tanner Magnum is ten times a better quarterback than Travis Wilson. Magnum's stats do show what he is capable of. Magnum can do well under pressure, Wilson not so much. 

I am also sure everybody knows that Bronco Mendenhall is leaving (hallelujah), so who do you think will be BYU's head coach? I have some pretty good ideas. I think if BYU wins Utah in the Las Vegas bowl, they will probably try to convince Kyle Whittingham to come back to his alma mater, however, the pay cut would be a tough sell.  The other option BYU has for a coach, which actually surprised me is Darrell Bevell. Those of you who need a refresher, he is the Seattle Seahawks offensive coordinator. If you need to be deeply soaked, he led the team to the Super bowl XLVIII win. Pretty cool, right? Maybe he can help BYU get some decent wins. 

Alright, the time has come, Who do you think will win? ESPN is already saying Utah is favored to win by 59.6%. Do you agree? 

Ohio State 2016 Schedule

If you guys haven't heard yet, Ohio State's wide receiver Michael Thomas has pointed out that Alabama's schedule is weak. Due to Thomas's lack of accuracy in the College Football Rankings, Alabama has played a total of three teams that are still currently ranked, while Ohio State has played two teams that are currently ranked (Michigan State and Michigan...really?). So I thought I would share some great news to Michael Thomas that I have managed to get the 2016 schedule for Ohio State and it looks like it will get a little bit more tougher for them. Take a look.