What happened to Alabama?

I have a lot to say about this game, and they are not good things. First and foremost, I would like to give a special shoutout to Lane Kiffin and say WHAT THE CRAP. You left for a crappy low paying head coach job near the end of the season and that is why Alabama lost! You know Florida Atlantic University will never compare to Alabama, SO WHY LEAVE. Alright, all the frustration is out. You know he is the reason why they lost. Do not deny it. 

I am not done and I have a couple more shoutouts to make. Anthony Averett, you owe me tacos. You seriously pull a pass interference WHEN THEY ARE AT THE 9 YARD LINE!?!? Only a buffoon would do something like that! You know what I would do if I was your head coach? Fire you. You can go screw up someone else's national title some place else! 

Da'Ron Payne. My man, you know how to screw up a national championship. Unsportsmanlike conduct?? Really?! I am about to be unsportsmanlike to you because YOU ARE another reason Alabama lost. 

Marlon Humphrey, you and Anthony Averett are just alike. You both do not know the appropriate place to put your hands and you like to screw up championships. I would fire you too if you were on my team. 

You all may notice something in common. Without Lane Kiffin, the team is a mess. The marriage is broken and the hearts of millions are shattered to a million pieces. I, for one, am devastated. 

*Please note that I am being completely sarcastic in this post. Do I truly believe it is all Lane Kiffin's fault? Possibly.