The Green Bay Packers Disappointed America

All the Green Bay Packer Haters have to agree with me on one thing, they are the most overrated team in America. Talk about the most disappointed fan base. I wonder how many of them have Tom Brady jerseys hidden under their sleeves... You do not see me walking around with a Clemson hoodie, do you?

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I never had an actual problem with Aaron Rogers until now. That guy needs Jesus. Every year he thinks he gets so close to making the Superbowl, but he really just fails himself and his team. After watching Jojo's season of The Bachelorette and Jordan Rogers making it to the end, Aaron Rogers sounds like a total coward. He has no communication with his family and refuses to talk about them. If only he could be like Donald Trump, and tweet out things he is going to do and then go do it. Do not run for office Aaron, because you would lose bigly.

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The Cowboys should have defeated the Packers. Yes, I said it. They deserved it and I believe they would have had a higher likelihood to beat the Patriots. BUT, I will come to the defense of the Packers just this once. This statement is for all football coaches that literally have no idea what the heck they are doing. This statement is also friendly advice and if you do not follow, I will be triggered. Here we go. KICKERS WIN FOOTBALL GAMES. Shocker.


Green Bay Packer Fan Base AFTER they defeated Cowboys


Green Bay Packer Fan Base AFTER they lost to Falcons

What happened to Alabama?

I have a lot to say about this game, and they are not good things. First and foremost, I would like to give a special shoutout to Lane Kiffin and say WHAT THE CRAP. You left for a crappy low paying head coach job near the end of the season and that is why Alabama lost! You know Florida Atlantic University will never compare to Alabama, SO WHY LEAVE. Alright, all the frustration is out. You know he is the reason why they lost. Do not deny it. 

I am not done and I have a couple more shoutouts to make. Anthony Averett, you owe me tacos. You seriously pull a pass interference WHEN THEY ARE AT THE 9 YARD LINE!?!? Only a buffoon would do something like that! You know what I would do if I was your head coach? Fire you. You can go screw up someone else's national title some place else! 

Da'Ron Payne. My man, you know how to screw up a national championship. Unsportsmanlike conduct?? Really?! I am about to be unsportsmanlike to you because YOU ARE another reason Alabama lost. 

Marlon Humphrey, you and Anthony Averett are just alike. You both do not know the appropriate place to put your hands and you like to screw up championships. I would fire you too if you were on my team. 

You all may notice something in common. Without Lane Kiffin, the team is a mess. The marriage is broken and the hearts of millions are shattered to a million pieces. I, for one, am devastated. 

*Please note that I am being completely sarcastic in this post. Do I truly believe it is all Lane Kiffin's fault? Possibly.